kepak ayam dua ketul.

H: *takes a piece of fried chicken wing I didn’t get to eat last night because I was too full*

B: *takes one piece of chicken wing* Kalau Abang ada, mesti mata dia pandaaaang je chicken wing ni.

H: Kalau Abang ada, mesti la Kakak tak ambik chicken wing ni. (yes, Abang, I know you told me you don’t need taking care of, but you love chicken more than I do)

B: Oh, a’ah. Kalau macam tu mesti la cukup ye tak. Tapi kalau ada satu je, mesti Abang punya mata pandaaaang je.

H: Hahahah, mesti Abang ambik pastu offer Mama dulu. Sebab kalau Mama kata, “it’s okay” mesti Ba kena take cue from Mama that you shouldn’t ask from him also.

B: Oh, Ba tau. Kalau ada satu je, mesti dia ambik masuk pinggan dia pastu tanya semorang nak tak?

H & M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

B: Atau Abang akan kata, “kalau Ba nak, amik tau tau tau” *sambil buat action tunjuk kat pinggan*

H & M: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

B: December ni I have a compulsory case presentation. If tak boleh present must give show-cause letter to give justification.

M: Uh-oh. That means we cannot see Abang issittt???

B: Alah, presentation sehari je ok. Boleh je g jalan.

H: Ticket murah gileeeeee. Sangat murah (dengan harapan diorang cakap akan sponsor)

B & M: Senyap.

H: *YESSSS! Means that akan di sponsor kan kan kan?* (cakap dalam hati je la. I’m not going to push my luck too far ;p )

Nantikan kehadiran kami ye Abang. Mama asks you to come back setiap kali awak call dia kan? Ahhahaha. And she’s definitely not going to wait for you to come back to get married to get to see you.

Like I said [eh, like I’m repeating the infamous line] - BALIK TAK DOSA!